Sometimes we get reminders of how tech advancement isn't ALWAYS a good thing.
Next time your nerdy Uncle shows off his Amazon Echo Dot, and boasts about all the cool things he's programmed it to do, try to resist hunting around for the weird little dangly bits that go with it. The accessories.
I'm afraid even the tiny little over-priced device you have sitting in the corner of your lounge has been robbed of its sweet innocence, and has been corrupted to become yet another slave to your deviant desires.
Here's a somewhat creepy demo.
Honestly, this does not appeal to me.
The conversation is even more awkward and stilted than the commentary I offered during my first ever lovemaking session...
"Ok, I'm putting it in. Ok Gemma, moan now. Ok Gemma, stop complaining about how small it is, and moan now."
Yeah, no thanks.